This is the letter from Dorrie Goliath-Slayer that Paul read in his message a couple weeks ago. That week happened to be his first week back after an extended illness. Dorrie references Paul's special diet: clear fluids, no salt, no salsa.
The letter, dictated by Dorrie, and sent with the help of her administrative staff (Vern & Evie King) is posted purely for your enjoyment.
Dear favorite pastor Paul,
I hear you have a special diet. You know, I have liver disease and am supposed to eat only a certain kind of food. I DON"T like it so I have some tips for you if you don't like your new food:
- look right into the eyes of the person who brings your food and make a whining sound under your breath. Maybe they will feel sorry for you.
- sometimes if you look really cute or do something really cute, the people with the other food that you like better than yours will share a little with you If they are talking to you about how you need to be a "good pastor" and eat your special food, cock your head from side to side and act like it is all really making sense to you.
- walk away from your food, lay down somewhere and look really sad. That works well for me
Hope some of this works for you. It works for me several times a day.
Miss Dorrie King, Supervisor